A Cockpit Is Not Used For This & Going Pubic At Publix

Published: April 10, 2021, 2 p.m.

A Southwest Airlines pilot may have been a bit confused as to which stick to pull in the cockpit of an airplane. But one guy who didn't want to be caught at home getting friendly with himself, got caught instead in a grocery store parking lot. And Mom's little April Fool prank got shot down by an arrest. Plus a tubby tabby wound up missing for almost a month before being discovered it was plugging up a neighbor's chimney. These and other tales of stupidity such as:\xa0\nA Guy Used a Riding Mower as His Getaway Car During a Burglary Spree;\nA Guy Says His Meth Is Actually Salt Treatment for His Ingrown Toenail;\nSuspect Gives the Cops a Fake Name...But That Person Had Warrants, So He Gets Arrested Anyway;\nShe Didn't Think She Could Get Pregnant While Pregnant. Wrong;\n\u2018Hoarder\u2019 found mummified under pile of garbage in Queens house\nAll this as well as the Insane Games with my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero & more!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support