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Published: Jan. 6, 2024, 3 p.m.

I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity...

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• Spirit Airlines put unaccompanied 6-y/o boy on the wrong flight;
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• A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn't Floor It;
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• The Top Fetish of 2023 Was...Giantess Porn;
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• BEST of 2023: The Average Self-Love Session Lasted 9 Min. 51 Seconds;
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• AI death calculator predicts when you\u2019ll die\u2014it\u2019s \u2018extremely\u2019 accurate;
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• 62% Of Citizens Lived Paycheck to Paycheck Over The Holidays As Illegal Immigrants Spiked America\u2019s Population;
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• A 400-lb. Student Sues After Dream of Being A Gym Teacher Is Blocked;
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• Millennials Overrating Their Economic Smarts\u20142 in 3 Can\u2019t Even Define Basic Financial Terms\u2013But They Love To TRAVEL;
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• Gen Z Are Scaling Back on Eating Out Because They Have \u2018Menu Anxiety\u2019;
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• Study Finds That Being Terrified of Dying Can Kill You;
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• School Bully Kept Stealing Girl\u2019s Lunch, So Mom Laced Her Food With Laxatives;
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• TN Women Get Mugshots After Being Arrested at a Bar Called \u201cMugshots\u201d;
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• Airline Employees Have a Name For Stupid People Who Line Up Early For a Flight--"Gate Lice";
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• Doctors Find A \u201cRise\u201d In Penis Fractures at Christmas;
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• FL Deputy Falls Asleep at Traffic Light;
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• A plague with \u201cBiblical\u201d proportions of frogs, toads & tadpoles causes multi-car pile-up;
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• SWAT Raided Wrong Home Looking For Fugitive Who Wasn\u2019t There & Caused $16,000 in Damages.
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! \u2013 My Dad Wants To Bring His Girlfriend To My Wedding!" & \u201cHelp! \u2013 Our Teenage Daughter Wants OZEMPIC As A Graduation Gift!"

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