A Botox Camel Scandal, Raccoon Craziness, & A 1-Gonad Greek Statue

Published: Dec. 18, 2021, 3 p.m.

If you think the scandals in the USA are ridiculous, try living in Saudi Arabia with "botoxed" camels cheating in a beauty contest. Coons & old ladies are all the rage this week as one woman put one in a headlock while the other uses a dead one on her ex-boyfriend. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, tell of one very unhappy customer who bought a nude Greek statue of Hercules & Diomedes...but discovered one VERY obvious thing is MISSING. And we'll both dish out plenty of stupidity on these others "Insane but True" escapades...\xa0\n\n A Court Ruled Walking from Your Bed to Your Desk Is Technically a "Commute";\xa0\n Cadbury Passing Off Old Chocolate Bunnies as Chocolate Santas;\xa0\n A Man Thought He Was Going to Die After Being Bit 26 Times by Otters;\xa0\n A Couple Went Through a $100,000 Divorce...Then Decided to Stay Married;\xa0\n A Random Guy Won an Election in PA After He & His Wife Wrote His Name in as a Goof;\xa0\n 1 in 5 People Have Made a Financial Decision Based on Their Horoscope;\xa0\n Someone Baked an 850-lb. Weed Brownie for National Brownie Day;\xa0\n 48-Y/O Mom Stole Daughter's Identity to Go to College & Date Young Guys;\xa0\n Waitress Fired After Customer Left a Huge Tip;\xa0\n Woman Sang Anti-Mask Parody at a Co. Board Meeting;\xa0\n A Driver Parked a Stolen Car at Walmart...in a Place Reserved for Police;\xa0\n Semi driver charged with DUI after crashing, stripping naked on I-70 in PA;\xa0\n Dr. Oz Is Outraged that the Philadelphia Inquirer Won't Call Him "Dr. Oz" During His Senate Campaign;\xa0\n FL driver arrested for leading deputies on chase through golf course.\n\nAnd you can play along in the weekly "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to make your best guesses on FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA; STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR; PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN; STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE; or GOLF COURSE OR REHAB\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support