911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.

Published: April 2, 2022, 2 p.m.

Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you covered:\xa0\n\n A Woman Ends Up Dating the Real Man Behind a Photo That Was Used to Catfish Her;\xa0\n Someone Dumped Their Dog at a Shelter Because He's "Gay";\xa0\n Study: Medical Marijuana Use May Lead To Addiction, Not Aid Health;\xa0\n Demand for Psychedelic Toad Venom Leads to Fears for Species\u2019 Survival;\xa0\n 400 Years After Extinction, Beavers Return To UK To Combat Flood Concerns;\xa0\n Teen Driver Miraculously Drives Away After Tornado Flips His Truck;\xa0\n Venice hotels arming guests with water guns to ward off seagulls;\xa0\n WiFi will be on the moon in just 2 years;\xa0\n A Dad Just Found Out He's Been Eating Dog Treats For 20 Years;\xa0\n Tiny bird, abandoned by flock, nests in UK woman\u2019s hair for 84 days;\xa0\n A Kid Narc'd on His Mom During a DUI Arrest;\xa0\n A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store;\xa0\n 2 People Tried to Poison Their Boss by Putting Eye Drops in His Coffee;\xa0\n Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her;\xa0\n Woman Sues Over Delivery Of Chocolate Penis With \u2018No Redeeming Qualities\u2019;\xa0\n CO School District Will No Longer Name Valedictorians.\xa0\n\nAdvice-seekers will "ASK PANCHO" about critical questions about allergies & COVID & having a "support hamster". Plus, you can play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if you can guess better than he can!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support