2 Stolen Cop Cars + 2 Police Chases = 1 FL Man, A Lawnchair Firewoman, & A Cocaine Concession Stand

Published: May 15, 2021, 2 p.m.

There's a FL man, who's either uniquely stupid or insanely genius, that manages to get chased by cops in 2 stolen patrol cars before getting caught. And a MD woman who sets her house ablaze then reclines in her lawn chair to watch it burn. Moviegoers are also treated not to hot buttered popcorn, but popcorn that hot with cocaine seasoning. One man decided to celebrate Mother's Day by tasering his own mom. And a teacher treats her Zoom class to some nipple action...but it wasn't HERS'. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" (or whatever he's calling himself this week) also tells about the new high people are supposedly getting from eating raw meat. There's also more stupidity as Pancho plays in the weekly Insane Game Show! Plus these glittering jewels of colossal stupidty:\n\n 4-Y/O Boy Accidentally Buys $2.6K Worth Of SpongeBob Popsicles On Amazon;\xa0\n Woman Is So Mad About Tomato Thickness on Her Whopper She Drops Slurs & Throws Meat;\xa0\n This "Most Bizarre Question Ever" from a Job Interview Is Going Viral;\xa0\n PA Man Shot Fireworks at His Neighbor's House & Got Busted for Meth;\xa0\n Woman Interrupts Ex-Boyfriend's Funeral by Speeding Through Cemetery;\xa0\n A Tiger Belonging to a Murder Suspect Got Loose in a Neighborhood...Now the Guy & the Tiger Are on the Run;\xa0\n A Woman Found a "Slightly Moist" Cigarette in Her Food from Taco Bell\n\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support