If I could have titled this episode, it would have been titled “The Absolution of Jayne Cobb” (Editor’s note: I like “Toiling Down Memory Lane” better.)
\nOnce upon a time I fought in a war. I mean, not really. I couldn’t even comprehend what it would be like to fight in a war. I’m actually a vehement pacifist. That last statement is true, by the way, I didn’t make it up for this sort of pseudo-story I’m telling in the episode description. It’s War Stories, written by Cheryl Cain and aired on December 6, 2002
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\nShow-notes:
\n1:16: I’d actually highly recommend checking out All That Jazz, it’s great.
\n12:28: It was me James, the author of All Your Pain.
\n12:55: I jerked you off at superspeed!
\n23:25: You can go back and find that discussion in our episode on Serenity.
\n26:15: Yeah, they were ghillie suits.
\n31:36: Ok, fine, you’ve twisted my arm. I’ll link to How The Grinch Stole Christmas. (Editor’s note: why? Also check out Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast, our Doctor Who Podcast, to hear us talk about Doctor Who.)
\n33:53: Christianity.com says that “masturbation is the result of sin”, not that masturbation is a sin itself. The guy I was talking about here was Onan. He kinda screwed in this whole debate honestly. For a potentially more “neutral” view on the topic, you can check wikipedia’s Religious Views on Masturbation.
\n37:44: GORE WARNING. Here’s the paper with surgical pictures of a reattached ear.
\n38:55: Here, go ahead, I know you wanted the article about reattaching someone’s genitals.
\n39:37: See show-note 37:44.
\n40:36: Couldn’t really find anything outright saying literati is a derogatory term, but considering what literati means I can definitely see it being used that way.
\n45:01: Fun fact, The Power and the Glory was apparently first published in the US under a different name.
\n46:20: For some reason the only video I could find of the ending to Bourne Identity included the entire credits. Also, check out our Bourne episode over on Triple Play: A Movie Trilogy Podcast, our movie trilogy podcast.
\n47:41: This is probably an overgeneralization, but oh well. Here’s <a href="https://en.wikipedia.