We score one for the good guys this week with our investigation of metal drinking straws, and how we can help out our friends the endangered sea turtles.\n\n@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow\n\n00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a metal straw?\n15:49 -- Why are metal straws so popular?\n19:10 -- Would you have liked metal straws if you were a kid?\n23:19 -- Are metal straws a sign of the apocalypse?\n26:08 -- Is your irrational hatred of metal straws based on jealousy, and conclusion\n\nThis week's theme: "Strawman\u201d by Lou Reed.\n\nNew episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!