If you live in city or a big town in Denmark, you may notice that the weekends are getting very quiet just about now.
\nThe streets outside my home in Copenhagen are empty.\xa0 The streetlights just change from red to green and back again, but no cars ever pull up.\xa0 Nobody comes to cross the street. It\u2019s a little like a scene a movie right after the zombie apocalypse.
\nThis is because all the Danish people have gone to their summerhouses.
\nOn Friday afternoons, Danish people like to pack up their cars, drive out to the countryside, and spend the weekend in conditions that are sometimes quite primitive. \xa0Every summerhouse is different, but most of them seem to have questionable plumbing, odd sleeping arrangements, and chipped dishes and glassware.
\nThe Danish summerhouse is an old tradition \u2013 400 years ago, the government started offering small plots of land to the industrial workers who lived in crowded, sooty slums.\xa0 The idea was that they could get away into the clean, fresh air on weekends, and grow healthy vegetables.
\nFast forward to now, and very few people grow vegetables on their plots these days. \xa0Instead, these small summerhouse plots have become little kingdoms, with neatly clipped hedges all around and lots of lawn chairs and flowerbeds and bird feeders.\xa0 In the center is a tiny, tiny house \u2013 usually not more than 50 square meters, or 400 square feet \u2013 where the entire family spends the summer.
\nThis little doll house is almost always lovingly care of.\xa0 Freshly painted, nice roof, clean windows, flowery curtains. I\u2019ve also seen elaborate ones. One near my house has a copper roof. \xa0When I was looking at real estate ads for this story, I saw another one that had been fitted with big white columns like the mansion house in Gone With the Wind.
\nBut as fancy as they are, they are small.\xa0 There\u2019s usually room for one double bed, or a fold-out couch, and then maybe there\u2019s a loft where a couple more people can sleep, maybe a porch for one or two more.\xa0 I would guess that Danish maximum-security prisoners get more sleeping space than ordinary Danes in their summer houses.