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Published: Dec. 4, 2020, 6 p.m.

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"Christopher, is your shotgun loaded at this point?"

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Christopher is pissed at himself for not being as pissed as he thinks he should be

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"At this point you are stark raving mad, but you don\'t want anyone to know that."

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Christopher didn\'t sleep well because his little girl is growing up

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James dreams about Christopher

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"You like big women?" "Well... no?"

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I don\'t like to use the word dumb, but... yes, they were dumb

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James is into nerdy girls

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Christopher only likes the smart playboy models

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James doesn\'t like Christopher\'s Intro/Outro

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Christopher: "It\'s called dissonance." James: "That doesn\'t make it any better."

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"Slap me after, not before"

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Christopher cracks himself up

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Christopher tries to explain music to James, but he just doesn\'t care

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It\'s a hit with the youth

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James doesn\'t mind getting songs stuck in his head, that\'s free radio!

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James is an idiot savant without the savant

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James admits to listening to Billy Squier and Christopher realizes he doesn\'t like James any more

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Christopher laments James\'s terrible ear

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Your State Flag sucks

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Iceland, Greenland, and Arizona

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Does the blue represent blue?

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Christopher knows more about your flag than you do

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Christopher read the whole encyclopedia, James just looked at the pictures

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We explain to the kids what an encyclopedia is and its implications on social status

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Macmillan Visual Dictionary (pic)

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Encyclopedias had no auto update. You lived with what you had.

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James\'s father speaks Ancient Greek. Not sure why, but there it is.

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Christopher is spacey

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Astronomers on TikTok

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Ship High In Transit is bullshit - @jesszafarris

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Shit means shit

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Beowulf was not written by Shakespeare, but James is too dumb to know that

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From Beowulf to The Office

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James takes a hatchet to The Office (American version)

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You can still steal cars in Rhode Island

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Cars without USB ports aren\'t really cars

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