Published: Nov. 18, 2020, 6 p.m.
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\\n - Christopher breaks the toilet at the Children\'s Museum
\\n - Not urinating on the seat is like, "base level human stuff"
\\n - The idea of a tweed suit breaks James
\\n - Step aside Don Johnson, here comes Christopher (pic)
\\n - Pleated? Of course!
\\n - Zoot suit!
\\n - The suit archive
\\n - Christopher\'s kids don\'t want to wear his old suits... usually.
\\n - Old Whiskey bottles and dungarees are worth $
\\n - The whiskey smashing cat (RIP) that destroyed Christopher\'s inheritance
\\n - Old Jack Daniels bottles (pic)
\\n - James has Lego hanging from his walls (pic)
\\n - Lego inheritance
\\n - Luke Skywalker murdered the "nondenominational" Lego
\\n - Lego Castle & Space Series from the 1980s (pic)
\\n - Lego X-Wings through the years (but the first was the best) (pic)
\\n - Skinny Sicilians
\\n - James does NOT look like Henry Winkler
\\n - Sexual harassment, or, please more
\\n - The neurologist triggers James by under weighing him
\\n - The Carter Hotel NYC
\\n - Christopher gets "Christ" ribs after not eating for three months
\\n - Hobbit meal plan
\\n - Eating dandelions
\\n - "That\'s not a cookie"
\\n - I\'m not a weight lifter or a woman
\\n - Capellini
\\n - Art school is awesome (except the food is terrible)
\\n - "That Girl" TV show
\\n - Is Phil Donahue a jerk?
\\n - TV personalities and Presidential candidates are possibly not the most stable people
\\n - Hillary Clinton was the best Republican candidate in years
\\n - Putin - riding bears with his shirt off (pic)
\\n - Christopher fantasies about riding a polar bear with the Rumple Minze half naked "warrior" princess
\\n - If you can see the belly button, it\'s NOT ARMOR!
\\n - "As a former Dungeons & Dragons enthusiast..."
\\n - "This thing called LARPing"
\\n - Beating the crap out of people with... padded foam weapons
\\n - That is cool, I would do that. NERF? Oh, wait, no that\'s silly
\\n - SCA
\\n - Is golf Scottish?
\\n - Who has time to golf? Steve Jobs
\\n - "These are bad-ass swords"
\\n - Christopher has an auction problem
\\n - Christopher wants to live in a castle
\\n - trompe l\'oeil - "A style of painting that is intended to give a convincing illusion of reality"
\\n - "Don\'t spell at me"
\\n - We haven\'t started yet
\\n - The toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed
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