#7: The toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed.

Published: Nov. 18, 2020, 6 p.m.

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  • Christopher breaks the toilet at the Children\'s Museum
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  • Not urinating on the seat is like, "base level human stuff"
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  • The idea of a tweed suit breaks James
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  • Step aside Don Johnson, here comes Christopher (pic)
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  • Pleated? Of course!
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  • Zoot suit!
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  • The suit archive
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  • Christopher\'s kids don\'t want to wear his old suits... usually.
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  • Old Whiskey bottles and dungarees are worth $
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  • The whiskey smashing cat (RIP) that destroyed Christopher\'s inheritance
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  • Old Jack Daniels bottles (pic)
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  • James has Lego hanging from his walls (pic)
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  • Lego inheritance
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  • Luke Skywalker murdered the "nondenominational" Lego
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  • Lego Castle & Space Series from the 1980s (pic)
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  • Lego X-Wings through the years (but the first was the best) (pic)
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  • Skinny Sicilians
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  • James does NOT look like Henry Winkler
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  • Sexual harassment, or, please more
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  • The neurologist triggers James by under weighing him
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  • The Carter Hotel NYC
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  • Christopher gets "Christ" ribs after not eating for three months
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  • Hobbit meal plan
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  • Eating dandelions
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  • "That\'s not a cookie"
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  • I\'m not a weight lifter or a woman
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  • Capellini
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  • Art school is awesome (except the food is terrible)
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  • "That Girl" TV show
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  • Is Phil Donahue a jerk?
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  • TV personalities and Presidential candidates are possibly not the most stable people
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  • Hillary Clinton was the best Republican candidate in years
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  • Putin - riding bears with his shirt off (pic)
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  • Christopher fantasies about riding a polar bear with the Rumple Minze half naked "warrior" princess
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  • If you can see the belly button, it\'s NOT ARMOR!
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  • "As a former Dungeons & Dragons enthusiast..."
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  • "This thing called LARPing"
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  • Beating the crap out of people with... padded foam weapons
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  • That is cool, I would do that. NERF? Oh, wait, no that\'s silly
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  • SCA
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  • Is golf Scottish?
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  • Who has time to golf? Steve Jobs
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  • "These are bad-ass swords"
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  • Christopher has an auction problem
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  • Christopher wants to live in a castle
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  • trompe l\'oeil - "A style of painting that is intended to give a convincing illusion of reality"
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  • "Don\'t spell at me"
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  • We haven\'t started yet
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  • The toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed
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