#6: Christopher starts talking to goats... and they start talking back.

Published: Nov. 11, 2020, 6 p.m.

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  • Christopher is upset that James didn\'t notice his new sunglasses or fancy shirt
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  • This IS a podcast
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  • Doing "Follow Up" makes us sound smart
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  • Veterans Day
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  • Christopher\'s grandfather at the Phoenix VA Hospital
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  • James loves bad dreams because they are "so weird" and James is, well, pretty weird
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  • Don\'t use analogies with James, he just hears the analogy
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  • "I meant a Bud Light" (follow up)
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  • 1993 WTC bombings - 6 fatalities and over a thousand injuries (follow up)
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  • Christopher wants to "Carfax" the WTC
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  • James didn\'t take Physics but he is really good at it anyway
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  • Christopher thinks James is an inventor, but James just makes junk to make his coffee less splashy
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  • Christopher worries that keeping chickens makes him sound like a farm boy, but this is Phoenix damn it and that\'s how we roll
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  • Foot mouse? What the hell is a foot mouse?
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  • Mechanical mouse balls are, balls
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  • Christopher, don\'t sniff that! Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
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  • Grinder sniffs the microphone
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  • You can\'t make me smell that Christopher!
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  • James resolves to NEVER buy a used microphone
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  • For the love of god, DON\'T SMELL THE BALL!
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  • Taking offense is optional
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  • Victim currency
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  • Don Rickles
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  • Comedy is complicated, so give them a break
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  • Kramer got canceled
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  • Comedians in Cars getting Coffee Obama episode
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  • Christopher just can\'t stop talking about his gross mouse
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  • James gets violent
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  • The mouse\'s stinky wheels
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  • Christopher, did you taste the ball? ....
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  • Mennonites have dirty wheels too
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  • The foot mouse is OVER! OVER!
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  • Contractors are noisy, but if James had a gun...
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  • Christopher will smell anything. Except marijuana.
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  • Marijuana sneaks out the window
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  • Christopher, take your super taster nose and just go home.
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  • Catalina island has a marijuana hour
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  • "Blunt"
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  • James threatens to \'marijuana up\' Christopher\'s car
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  • "Roach"
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  • America is getting less interesting
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  • Even the homeless don\'t want to talk to Christopher
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  • "John does flips on the beach"
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  • Art school is getting boring too
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  • Chaos is necessary to generate ideas and without ideas culture and civilisations die
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  • A little human contact goes a long way
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  • Zeus\'s birthplace is unimpressive. Or maybe Christopher went to the wrong place.
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  • Christopher starts talking to goats... and they start talking back.
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  • Astronauts and goats
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  • The posh homeless
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  • Catholic begger in NYC
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  • Christopher prefers the front end of the goat
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