Published: Nov. 11, 2020, 6 p.m.
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\\n - Christopher is upset that James didn\'t notice his new sunglasses or fancy shirt
\\n - This IS a podcast
\\n - Doing "Follow Up" makes us sound smart
\\n - Veterans Day
\\n - Christopher\'s grandfather at the Phoenix VA Hospital
\\n - James loves bad dreams because they are "so weird" and James is, well, pretty weird
\\n - Don\'t use analogies with James, he just hears the analogy
\\n - "I meant a Bud Light" (follow up)
\\n - 1993 WTC bombings - 6 fatalities and over a thousand injuries (follow up)
\\n - Christopher wants to "Carfax" the WTC
\\n - James didn\'t take Physics but he is really good at it anyway
\\n - Christopher thinks James is an inventor, but James just makes junk to make his coffee less splashy
\\n - Christopher worries that keeping chickens makes him sound like a farm boy, but this is Phoenix damn it and that\'s how we roll
\\n - Foot mouse? What the hell is a foot mouse?
\\n - Mechanical mouse balls are, balls
\\n - Christopher, don\'t sniff that! Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
\\n - Grinder sniffs the microphone
\\n - You can\'t make me smell that Christopher!
\\n - James resolves to NEVER buy a used microphone
\\n - For the love of god, DON\'T SMELL THE BALL!
\\n - Taking offense is optional
\\n - Victim currency
\\n - Don Rickles
\\n - Comedy is complicated, so give them a break
\\n - Kramer got canceled
\\n - Comedians in Cars getting Coffee Obama episode
\\n - Christopher just can\'t stop talking about his gross mouse
\\n - James gets violent
\\n - The mouse\'s stinky wheels
\\n - Christopher, did you taste the ball? ....
\\n - Mennonites have dirty wheels too
\\n - The foot mouse is OVER! OVER!
\\n - Contractors are noisy, but if James had a gun...
\\n - Christopher will smell anything. Except marijuana.
\\n - Marijuana sneaks out the window
\\n - Christopher, take your super taster nose and just go home.
\\n - Catalina island has a marijuana hour
\\n - "Blunt"
\\n - James threatens to \'marijuana up\' Christopher\'s car
\\n - "Roach"
\\n - America is getting less interesting
\\n - Even the homeless don\'t want to talk to Christopher
\\n - "John does flips on the beach"
\\n - Art school is getting boring too
\\n - Chaos is necessary to generate ideas and without ideas culture and civilisations die
\\n - A little human contact goes a long way
\\n - Zeus\'s birthplace is unimpressive. Or maybe Christopher went to the wrong place.
\\n - Christopher starts talking to goats... and they start talking back.
\\n - Astronauts and goats
\\n - The posh homeless
\\n - Catholic begger in NYC
\\n - Christopher prefers the front end of the goat
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