#5: This Funny Thing Where We Have to Breath

Published: Nov. 4, 2020, 6 p.m.

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  • Before we even start, Marijuana
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  • We actually vote, like for real
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  • McCain and Romney just needed better websites
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  • Christopher likes long, boring reads
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  • Marijuana
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  • Shuttle Challenger disaster and a not very sensitive Bud Light joke reference
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  • Comedy, especially jokes about people blowing up is... complicated
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  • 1993 World Trade Center bombing
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  • Christopher\'s Mama is so... OK, maybe not
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  • Couples that vote together stay together
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  • Marijuana
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  • Venice Beach will get you stoned
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  • James\'s brother\'s room smelled like... Marijuana
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  • Christopher doesn\'t know what happened to his parent\'s bong
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  • National Geographic has boobies
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  • Marijuana
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  • If you produce DVD technology, you\'re really in the porn business but don\'t tell Disney
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  • Hollywood is sleazy and filled with hypocrites and nepotism
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  • Charity giving is really just marekting
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  • Opioid charity give-backs
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  • Marijuana
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  • Christopher hates Marijuana because it\'s stinky and the billboards are gross and that\'s why it shouldn\'t be legalized
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  • Marijuana is legal now which is fine, but the actual law is stupid
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  • Marijuana
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  • Marijuana
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  • Marijuana
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  • The Salton Sea is a mess that will only get worse and kill everyone in California (Follow up)
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  • Christopher doesn\'t like that a bunch of Californians are moving to Arizona and bringing the silly ideas and stinky Marijuana
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  • James Brown, not Chuck Barry was on Miami Vice (Follow up)
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  • While Christopher sings and dances, James sits quietly in the corner waiting for it to end
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  • Risky Business
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  • Fake IDs
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  • Christopher\'s friendly happy time feel good cover band
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  • The election that won\'t end
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  • YouTube ruins James\'s night with election news so he gives up and just watches nothing but Lindsey Stirling videos
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  • Key & Peele
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  • "This funny thing where we have to breath"
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  • "Can we go to Michael Jackson?" "Ugh, if we must."
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  • Christopher learns broadcast news sucks
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  • The "EyeWitness News" format ruined news, the country, and probably the world
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  • Safety inversion
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