Published: Aug. 17, 2021, 6 p.m.
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\\n - First day of school photo
\\n - School bus couldn\'t find James\'s house
\\n - \'Stranger Danger\' is not a thing
\\n - School starts and Christopher thinks FOOTBALL!
\\n - James\'s iPhone 4 drowns
\\n - Pop Warner Football
\\n - Phoenix kids can\'t run in the rain
\\n - James was an angry kid - good for football
\\n - The Washington Football team logo was the best
\\n - James doesn\'t like a lot of things
\\n - Piestewa Peak
\\n - "Patricia Peak"
\\n - "Stop remembering things I say."
\\n - Pedantic vs didactic
\\n - "One man\'s pedantic is another man\'s awesome."
\\n - Christopher ambushes James again with a guest
\\n - Starting the game with a 5 minute warning
\\n - Shoes, insurance, and mortuary
\\n - Friends since 1974
\\n - "Let\'s be clear, I\'m not a nice person."
\\n - Jimmy stole Darron\'s skateboard and Christopher\'s \'medicinal herb\'
\\n - Cremation blowback - \'over the top\' is not a good line for funeral homes
\\n - Mortuary business doubled
\\n - No days off for Darren
\\n - How many COVID \'customers\'? in early 2020 - 1/3 were COVID, now only 1/4
\\n - Darren\'s mortuary saw mostly elderly dying from COVID, but also Hawaiians, Samoans, Philippinos (not overweight) & Latinos, and 30-60 year olds who were overweight
\\n - No bailout for the funeral home (none needed)
\\n - Death AND Taxes
\\n - Philippinos not respecting PPE at funeral home
\\n - The headshop next door ruined James\'s gallery insurance
\\n - Was that supposed to be a joke?
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