#4: It's not a lie, it's a 'creative explanation'

Published: Oct. 28, 2020, 6 p.m.

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  • Christopher travels to Chicago just to go to a bar - Go Tavern
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  • Whiskey in the lemonaide, tea, and honey... no?
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  • Arizona cheese crisp
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  • James is (was) bad a dating
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  • Christopher\'s wife is still alive
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  • Experian got hacked and they have a terrible website
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  • The Salton Sea
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  • Horror movies aren\'t scary anymore, or maybe we\'ve just seen it all before
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  • Siri gets smarmy
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  • James is too much of a cheapskate to be an alcoholic
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  • You are too drunk to taste your wine
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  • Almost right nearly every single time
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  • Christopher refuses to go on record as to whether or not he has drunk battery acid
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  • It\'s not a lie, it\'s a \'creative explanation\'
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