Published: Oct. 28, 2020, 6 p.m.
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\\n - Christopher travels to Chicago just to go to a bar - Go Tavern
\\n - Whiskey in the lemonaide, tea, and honey... no?
\\n - Arizona cheese crisp
\\n - James is (was) bad a dating
\\n - Christopher\'s wife is still alive
\\n - Experian got hacked and they have a terrible website
\\n - The Salton Sea
\\n - Horror movies aren\'t scary anymore, or maybe we\'ve just seen it all before
\\n - Siri gets smarmy
\\n - James is too much of a cheapskate to be an alcoholic
\\n - You are too drunk to taste your wine
\\n - Almost right nearly every single time
\\n - Christopher refuses to go on record as to whether or not he has drunk battery acid
\\n - It\'s not a lie, it\'s a \'creative explanation\'
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