#38: "An 'Amazon Basics' Spaceship"

Published: July 22, 2021, 6 p.m.

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  • Fat girls + cut guys = Christopher gets into trouble right off the bat
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  • "They got the Pelotons out"
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  • \'Ball\'varia or Bavaria?
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  • Norwegian Handball Team fined for their outfit
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  • Female athlete harassed for her outfit
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  • "A swimming hat"
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  • Are the Olympics a flop?
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  • Football is fundamentally flawed - too many injuries
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  • Is America a violent culture?
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  • Does our violent culture make us safe?
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  • Red Dawn is a fantasy
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  • Canadians drink all your beer
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  • Military is dispersing migrants?
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  • Travel Agents, good or bad?
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  • Rick Steves is so boring he\'s interesting
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  • "Questions are violence"
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  • James: "Would you like a beer?
    \\n Christopher: "Yes."
    \\n James: "Suck on your coffee, there\'s no beer here."
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  • "Dumbionaires" - dumb millionaires
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  • Wiki-yup?
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  • James\'s scheme to get 100% listenership
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  • \'SIR\' Branson!? take your knights and go home!
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  • Why does everyone want a virgin?
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  • "A straight shaft with a bulging head, what\'s the problem?"
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  • "Everyone\'s penis looks weird."
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  • Christopher: "How many penises have you seen?"
    \\n James: "I went to art school..."
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  • Is it ominous that all the billionaires are building spaceships to get off the planet?
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  • How much does the average actor make?
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  • "We\'re watching Star Trek again, because that\'s who we are"
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  • Spock\'s father was a Romulan, like three episodes ago
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  • The Beverly Hillbillies
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  • "Hey kids, smoking is great!"
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  • Richard Scarry
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  • From the Beverly Hillbillies to space, that\'s our show
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  • Dinosaur bones on the moon - Hank Green
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  • ASU\'s space department
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  • Musk is the (space)man, the rest of them are just dumb
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  • Clean air is good
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  • Confessions of a Time Traveler \\u2013 The Man from 3036
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  • Christopher watches too much TV
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  • Space tourists
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  • Christopher: "Not everyone watches Star Trek."
    \\n James: "Well they should."
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  • Bezo\'s trip to almost space
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  • One trip in Bezo\'s "spaceship" = one car driving 1.8 million miles
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  • A Modest Proposal - Jonathan Swift
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  • Half of our show is misremembering stuff
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  • I\'ll yell at you next week
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  • Go NFL!
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