#28: Christopher Dances Around the Maypole

Published: April 14, 2021, 6 p.m.

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  • Is 13 America\'s number?
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  • If you\'re going to be THAT boring, just stay home
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  • What did you think? Get vaccinated?
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  • Christopher doesn\'t go the the hospital, except for when he does
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  • Doctors are full of shit
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  • Our expert opinion on the uselessness of doctors
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  • Christopher is waiting to go to the doctor until he is 60
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  • Too many vaccines
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  • Christopher doesn\'t think people are stupid
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  • There are no stupid decisions, only stupid people
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  • Texas woman convicted of a felony for not returning a VHS tape
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  • Renting from the front of the store
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  • The Super League disaster (Soccer)
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  • (America (the best)) Football isn\'t socialist
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  • What kind of sport ends in a tie?
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  • The Phoenix Wranglers (with cheerleaders)
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  • Good players got wrangled
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  • How many types of (real) Football did we have?
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  • Christopher: SportsMan
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  • Live sports aren\'t boring in person
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  • Christopher: "Remember when David Ortiz broke Ted Williams record?" - James: blank stare
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  • Why is the potato gendered?
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  • The Mr. in Mr. Potato Head is actually funny and important
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  • The story of Christopher\'s Lemon Pig
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  • Scouts is better without the "Boy"
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  • BSA created a lot of the early safety procedures for working with kids
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  • Christopher dances around the Maypole
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  • Christopher loves (modern) Germans
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