Published: April 14, 2021, 6 p.m.
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\\n - Is 13 America\'s number?
\\n - If you\'re going to be THAT boring, just stay home
\\n - What did you think? Get vaccinated?
\\n - Christopher doesn\'t go the the hospital, except for when he does
\\n - Doctors are full of shit
\\n - Our expert opinion on the uselessness of doctors
\\n - Christopher is waiting to go to the doctor until he is 60
\\n - Too many vaccines
\\n - Christopher doesn\'t think people are stupid
\\n - There are no stupid decisions, only stupid people
\\n - Texas woman convicted of a felony for not returning a VHS tape
\\n - Renting from the front of the store
\\n - The Super League disaster (Soccer)
\\n - (America (the best)) Football isn\'t socialist
\\n - What kind of sport ends in a tie?
\\n - The Phoenix Wranglers (with cheerleaders)
\\n - Good players got wrangled
\\n - How many types of (real) Football did we have?
\\n - Christopher: SportsMan
\\n - Live sports aren\'t boring in person
\\n - Christopher: "Remember when David Ortiz broke Ted Williams record?" - James: blank stare
\\n - Why is the potato gendered?
\\n - The Mr. in Mr. Potato Head is actually funny and important
\\n - The story of Christopher\'s Lemon Pig
\\n - Scouts is better without the "Boy"
\\n - BSA created a lot of the early safety procedures for working with kids
\\n - Christopher dances around the Maypole
\\n - Christopher loves (modern) Germans
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