Published: Dec. 31, 2020, 6 p.m.
\n - Christopher can skateboard!
\n - Christopher is a bad influence on the kids
\n - Belly-flop bounce
\n - "Blood is manly, urine isn't."
\n - James has been mountain biking for 30 years, not because he's good at it, he's just stubborn
\n - "I suck, I really do suck." - James
\n - "Everything runs on LEDs in the future."
\n - "My favorite thing is not responding to people." - James
\n - James's son gets a new CPU
\n - Christopher "I have a 14 year old iPad." James: "The first iPad came out in 2010..."
\n - How to podcast
\n - Apple podcast documentation is amazing
\n - "We're going to argue over HTML now?"
\n - "Flash was a horrible nightmare."
\n - "I own the show, bow to me."
\n - "RSS works until you get to nitwits like Google."
\n - Where to get your short tech questions answered
\n - "Can I go into one of my conspiracy theories?" "Oh, please do."
\n - Christopher started with Photoshop 2 (he's really old)
\n - "I've been playing with it ever since."
\n - 14-20 floppy disks...
\n - Shhhhh Shhhhh
\n - Christopher hacking JPEGs
\n - Adobe Ancestor Bag
\n - Christopher is James Bond, if James Bond was an aging computer nerd
\n - "It's not not clever."
\n - Pixelmator Pro
\n - ASCII Art
\n - Hidden job postings (IT'S IN THE CODE)
\n - Don't use online PDF editors
\n - "You know how to tell if you're on a creepy website?" "It says Facebook at the top?"
\n - Christopher was an AOL Instant Messenger Troll
\n - Heathers
\n - The Golden God moves from cowboy town to LA
\n - "I own undershirts, but they have sleeves for god's sakes!"
\n - "This is my friend Tina, and my other friend Tina." -Tina
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