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• Christopher can skateboard!
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• Christopher is a bad influence on the kids
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• Belly-flop bounce
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• "Blood is manly, urine isn\'t."
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• James has been mountain biking for 30 years, not because he\'s good at it, he\'s just stubborn
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• "I suck, I really do suck." - James
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• "Everything runs on LEDs in the future."
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• "My favorite thing is not responding to people." - James
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• James\'s son gets a new CPU
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• Christopher "I have a 14 year old iPad." James: "The first iPad came out in 2010..."
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• How to podcast
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• Apple podcast documentation is amazing
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• "We\'re going to argue over HTML now?"
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• "Flash was a horrible nightmare."
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• "I own the show, bow to me."
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• "RSS works until you get to nitwits like Google."
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• Where to get your short tech questions answered
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• "Can I go into one of my conspiracy theories?" "Oh, please do."
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• Christopher started with Photoshop 2 (he\'s really old)
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• "I\'ve been playing with it ever since."
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• 14-20 floppy disks...
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• Shhhhh Shhhhh
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• Christopher hacking JPEGs
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• Adobe Ancestor Bag
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• Christopher is James Bond, if James Bond was an aging computer nerd
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• "It\'s not not clever."
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• Pixelmator Pro
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• ASCII Art
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• Hidden job postings (IT\'S IN THE CODE)
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• Don\'t use online PDF editors
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• "You know how to tell if you\'re on a creepy website?" "It says Facebook at the top?"
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• Christopher was an AOL Instant Messenger Troll
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• Heathers
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• The Golden God moves from cowboy town to LA
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• "I own undershirts, but they have sleeves for god\'s sakes!"
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• "This is my friend Tina, and my other friend Tina." -Tina
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