Published: Dec. 10, 2020, 6 p.m.
\n - Zipper merging
\n - Justice on the highway
\n - Don't go up against James in a merge
\n - "Geometry is my god and I will go where it tells me to go."
\n - Kids throwing rocks at Christopher's rear window
\n - "I wouldn't say, 'harassing'"
\n - Christopher scares the kids while in his boxers
\n - The one time Christopher calls the police - when his mother-in-law visits
\n - PSA - When the guns come out, walk the other way
\n - Gang bangers invade Christopher's neighborhood and the Cops don't really care
\n - Christopher again accuses James of looking like Henry Winkler and James throws him out
\n - His head is about 30% too big
\n - The Fonz is the cool guy? Really?
\n - James questions Dustin Hoffman's casting in The Graduate
\n - Alabama, you have too many 'A's in your name
\n - Alabama's big red X. Not very subtle and not a good look.
\n - Christopher and James argue if freedom of religion is freedom from religion
\n - Four. Pointy. White. Hats.
\n - "A very 'sewable' flag"
\n - Alaska, your flag rocks (but the stars could be bigger).
\n - Benny Benson, an orphan living in an orphanage designed the Alaskan flag. I mean, seriously! Alaska, you win.
\n - "Math is for other people"
\n - Vexillology. What? Vexillology. Huh? Vexillology. Say what? Vexillology.
\n - Everything Christopher learned, he learned from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
\n - "Don't be subtle with me, I don't understand subtlety"
\n - The cleaning crew threw out the "artwork"
\n - James loves the '80s, Christopher - not so much
\n - Metallica - a small disagreement
\n - "Once upon a time, I used to go the gym"
\n - "You're not only wrong, you're weird"
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