Published: Dec. 10, 2020, 6 p.m.
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\\n - Zipper merging
\\n - Justice on the highway
\\n - Don\'t go up against James in a merge
\\n - "Geometry is my god and I will go where it tells me to go."
\\n - Kids throwing rocks at Christopher\'s rear window
\\n - "I wouldn\'t say, \'harassing\'"
\\n - Christopher scares the kids while in his boxers
\\n - The one time Christopher calls the police - when his mother-in-law visits
\\n - PSA - When the guns come out, walk the other way
\\n - Gang bangers invade Christopher\'s neighborhood and the Cops don\'t really care
\\n - Christopher again accuses James of looking like Henry Winkler and James throws him out
\\n - His head is about 30% too big
\\n - The Fonz is the cool guy? Really?
\\n - James questions Dustin Hoffman\'s casting in The Graduate
\\n - Alabama, you have too many \'A\'s in your name
\\n - Alabama\'s big red X. Not very subtle and not a good look.
\\n - Christopher and James argue if freedom of religion is freedom from religion
\\n - Four. Pointy. White. Hats.
\\n - "A very \'sewable\' flag"
\\n - Alaska, your flag rocks (but the stars could be bigger).
\\n - Benny Benson, an orphan living in an orphanage designed the Alaskan flag. I mean, seriously! Alaska, you win.
\\n - "Math is for other people"
\\n - Vexillology. What? Vexillology. Huh? Vexillology. Say what? Vexillology.
\\n - Everything Christopher learned, he learned from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
\\n - "Don\'t be subtle with me, I don\'t understand subtlety"
\\n - The cleaning crew threw out the "artwork"
\\n - James loves the \'80s, Christopher - not so much
\\n - Metallica - a small disagreement
\\n - "Once upon a time, I used to go the gym"
\\n - "You\'re not only wrong, you\'re weird"
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