On today\u2019s episode of Hard Factor\u2026 (00:00:00) We survived April fools weekend! (00:04:33) GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: Merch is going away as we speak - https://store.hardfactor.com/ (00:05:00) Crazy neighbor in Austin upset about complaints on barking dogs \u2615 Cup of Coffee in the Big Time \u2615 (00:09:23) Fun fact: Whale testicles edition \U0001f433 (00:11:40) The Sport\u2019s World: Women's edition \U0001f3c5 (00:19:55) Tate brothers released from Romanian jail and placed under house arrest (00:20:12) OPEC+ announces oil production cuts, oil prices soar in reaction to the news (00:20:53) Colleges in China are begging students to have sex \U0001f440 \U0001f95b Cream of the Crop \U0001f95b (00:24:34) Robot running on ChatGPT-4 gets interviewed! (00:31:55) Scientists unveil \u2018Liquid Trees\u2019 \U0001f33f Coke\u2019s Little Secret \U0001f92b (00:39:40) New Jersey factory imports cocaine plant that flavors Coca-Cola thanks to DEA arrangement \u26a1 Lighting Round \u26a1 (00:51:12) 'Laughing maniacally,' chasing people: Details of a downtown stolen forklift joyride (00:53:59) Texas man used Apple AirTag to track down person who stole his truck, then killed him (00:57:06) Bride torches herself during marriage celebration Brought to you by our sponsors\u2026. SUNDAY - Go to http://www.GetSunday.com/HardFactor to get 20% OFF your custom lawn care plan starting at just $109 FACTOR - Go to http://www.FactorMeals.com/HardFactor50 to get 50% OFF your first box of America\u2019s #1 Ready-to-Eat Meal Kit\xa0 Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices