MERCH-A-THON 2023 (STORIES, STUNTS & NIPPLES) | 10.26.23

Published: Oct. 26, 2023, 3:31 a.m.

Remember that your purchases through the weekend go toward making us do stupid stuff.\xa0 Go to store.hardfactor.com to check out the new merch and deals (00:00:30) Intro (00:05:11) Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives (00:07:27) Testing Pat\u2019s electric nipple clamps + Donation punishment chart \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1 (00:09:27) CONTINUED: Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives (00:12:54) VIDEO: 24-year-old Grand Rapids woman crashes stolen Amazon van into a transformer box (00:015:57) Warming up the electric nipple clamps\u26a1\u26a1\u26a1 (00:18:47) Firing off the nipple clamps! \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1 (00:20:03) How to get the exclusive Golden Elbow Merch and an overview of the new merch drops: https://store.hardfactor.com/\xa0 (00:22:57) Will 50 jumping jacks and Wes\u2019 too hot for YouTube Hooters outfit \U0001f975 (00:24:10) Pleasure to poison: Sex toys may release toxic nanoplastics into users' genitals linked to cancer, infertility, and birth defects. (00:31:00) Mark Malort shot \U0001f943 and Limited-Time offers (00:34:03) Making a reservation at the \u2018Bad parenting\u2019 fee restaurant (00:36:20) \u2018merachathon2023\u2019 and milestones overview (00:39:31) Putin's top priest says nuclear weapons are 'divine providence' + Shocking experience for Pat \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1 (00:43:11) Rep. Mike Johnson voted new House speaker (00:46:18) Viral Amsterdam Glory Hole Voicenote - our thoughts (00:48:55) Lawyer takes it out out on Pat \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1Wes honey bun and milk challenge, and Will gross freedom funnel (00:52:15) GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN: All these merch designs are getting vaulted (00:54:34) Will sends it on gross freedom funnel, and Mark\u2019s 2nd Malort shot (00:57:53) Florida temporarily pulls the Bible from school shelves for being too sexual (01:02:29) Utah town rallies around pole-dancing skeleton after city officials ordered the Halloween decoration to be taken down (01:09:18) Wes getting ready to throw up 3,000+ calories \U0001f602 Will prepping for the Carolina Reaper, and checking in on Pat (01:13:12) \u2018It won\u2019t quit until you do\u2019: Lovense $700 s3x machine - our next merch-a-thon addition? \U0001f346\U0001f440 (01:16:26) Will eats ENTIRE Carolina Reaper \U0001f336\ufe0f\U0001f975 and Tatonka has skills \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1 (01:24:30) Pat eats gross fish sandwich \U0001f96a\U0001f922 and Cat food Vs. Reaper (01:27:23) Motel 6 prank calls \U0001f602and \U0001f346 toy reviews (01:35:40) PARTICIPATE ON THE MERCH-A-THON ALL WEEK: https://store.hardfactor.com/\xa0 Brought to you by our amazing sponsors:\xa0 Paint Your Life:To get 20% off and FREE shipping text the word FACTOR to 87204. Celebrate the moments that matter most. \xa0\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices