Japanese Penis Festival cuts ties with penis mascot | 3.29.23

Published: March 29, 2023, 4 a.m.

In today\u2019s very dong heavy episode of Hard Factor\u2026 It seems the Japanese festival of penies is doing a little C&D work when it comes to the official/unofficial \u201cmascot\u201d aka the guy that dresses up like a dick and comes to the festival early and stays late.\xa0 (00:00:00 - 00:02:21) Intro \u2615Cup of Coffee in the Big Time\u2615 (00:02:22) GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: We are officially retiring merch -> https://store.hardfactor.com/\xa0 (00:04:06) Fun fact: The invention of the toilet and plumbing (00:07:07) Firefighters discover \u2018missing\u2019 plumber asleep in crawl space under California home (00:12:14) \u2018Came for the chocolate chip\u2019: Biden cracks joke after Nashville shooting (00:16:11) Nashville school shooting: Bodycam footage released, shooters chilling final messages to pal revealed: \u2018I\u2019m planning to die\u2019 (00:19:51) Trans woman left sobbing in JFK Airport after TSA agent hit her testicles: report (00:23:42) \u2018Holy grail\u2019 of cancer detection predicts tumors a year before they form \U0001f95bCream of the Crop\U0001f95b (00:27:24) "Weight in fish!\u2019: Two fishermen caught cheating at Ohio tournament plead guilty \U0001f346A Flock Of C0cks\U0001f346\xa0 (00:33:52 - 00:41:10) Louisiana water treatment worker arrested for peeing in drinking water supply tank twice (00:41:11 - 00:46:05) Japanese Penis Festival shrine distances itself from penis mascot \U0001f575\ufe0fRead The Fine Print\U0001f575\ufe0f (00:46:06) 'Terrifying, read the fine print': Bill that would ban TikTok is going to give the Government UNREAL POWER (00:52:01) Man indicted after texting his ex-girlfriend 815 times in two days \U0001fae0\U0001f6cc\U0001f346\U0001f351\U0001faa3\U0001f6bf\U0001f4a6 (00:55:33) There is 21 new emoji now available in iOS 16.4\u2026and this is what the kids are saying (01:08:12) The Wheel Brought to you by our sponsors\u2026. BETTER HELP -\xa0 This Hard Factor episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR\xa0 and get on your way to being your best self. Use that url and get 10% off your first month! Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook \nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices