The Canadian government is in \u201cshambles\u201d because Canucks are so darn moral. Apparently Canada's favorite son (and possibly the son of\xa0one or more members of The\xa0Rolling Stones) has been pressuring cabinet ministers to give a break to massive engineering company\xa0SNC-Lavalin \u2013 who has apparently\xa0been\xa0doing some shady things in Libya.\xa0SNC-Lavalin happens to be one of the biggest employers for the people of America's hat via government contracts. There in lies the rub. Truth be told \u2013 if you're not bribing and doing business with an iron fist in Libya, you're doing it wrong.\xa0For the second time in history a person has been fully cured of HIV.\xa0 Which seems like amazing news \u2013 but\xa0 don't throw away your Trojans quite yet. It's possible to get the cure you might also need to get cancer\u2026? That can't be right. Either way this is middling news.\xa0 If you live in West Germany, you know that you DO NOT FUCK WITH 59 year-old German gardener Bernhard Graumann. He is a man who knows how to hold a grudge. The vengeful\xa0seedsman was found dead in his home on Friday leaving countless untrimmed hedges, oh and also a bunch of booby trapped bombs at the homes of anyone that ever crossed him \u2013 including his long time doctor and some other poor lady that probably criticized his mowing job. Also a Lighting Round of other headlines + a weight-loss update (Spoiler: we're slightly less fat)\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices