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Donald Trump's former personal attorney and fixer Michael Cohen was officially disbarred yesterday by the New York State Supreme court. If you're confused WHICH later-middle-aged-white-dude-w/-a-legal-degree-who-served-our-president-Michael-Cohen-is... don't feel bad, we're not quite sure either. A tag team mother daughter murderous duo in Bucks Country, Pennsylvania killed five family members in one of the most gruesome murders to ever hit the Keystone State. When authorities arrived, the killers took a page right out of Livia Soprano's book and acted bewildered and unsure of what was going on. When questioned, the killers claimed their heinous acts were motivated\xa0by a sense of duty to their now-deceased family members who mutually agreed on a suicide pact. The Villages\xa0is a retirement community the size of a small city; just 62 miles from Orlando, it is\xa0known as\xa0\u201cDisney World for Old People."\xa0\xa0This geriatric theme park is home to\xa0100k+\xa0residents of varying twilight-ages, with it's youngest member bringing up the rear of the Baby-Boom generation at 55 years young.\xa0This pristine Florida gem features\xa0thirty-three\xa0sprawling 9-hole golf courses\xa0and is a\xa0virtual oasis for both golfers lovers and golf-kart enthusiasts. Over one hundred miles of cart path\xa0"streets"\xa0support the estimated 55,000 golf karts that reside within\xa0The Villages\xa0city limits\xa0- this is\xa0 by far the most\xa0golf carts in any single\xa0city in the US. It sounds like paradise right? And It is... That is... except for\xa0ONE,\xa0very sexy,\xa0problem.\xa0 A problem that's\xa0been recently plaguing residents after dark... some of The Villagers\xa0have\xa0gotten so caught up in\xa0the fun and fancy free life style\xa0afforded by retirement at\xa0The Villages\xa0that they've been engaging in hangy public sexual intercourse in open air golf-karts.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices