Hard Factor 1/10: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY, Home Invader Steals Nothing Instead Sucks On Toes, MDMA Man Befriends Swans, And Ladies Who Love Cocaine

Published: Jan. 10, 2020, 8 a.m.

Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & \u2018Pop The Clutch'\u2122 on a Shirt \xbb MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY: - A home invader likes to break into homes but his goal is not cash or murder, but sucking on the home owner's toes - A woman throws a bucket of poop at her landlord, then smears poop on her face to try and convince cops she was the victim - Lonely man on MDMA steals swan boat to hang out with his swan friends "that don't judge him" and gets stranded - Woman gets pulled over for too much tint on car acts suspicious and gets busted for 1.2 million worth of cocaine - Con man poses as prosecutor to try and get himself out of crime, gets busted for seven more felonies - Man dressed in turban and shower curtain, gets arrested for threatening Trump - Cops called for "woman screaming LET ME OUT" turns out to be a parrot - Woman gets sent away in restraints after losing her mind for not getting the sauces she wanted from McDonalds (see picture) Get a free $20 with your first $20 deposit on PredictIt -\xa0http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c -------------------- \u2022 Follow us on TWITTER \u2022 @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . \xa0\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices