Minecraft Twitcher Ranboo crashed Shopify over the weekend when he announced to his millions of followers that his new merch was for sale, causing a mad dash to buy the crap. Volkswagen announced it will no longer produce its beloved currywurst sausage to the shegin of everyone. The Taliban is not allowing flights to take off from Afghanistan and the fate of our allies still trapped there remains in question. Cup Of Coffee In The Big Time (00:09:30) - Fun Fact Of The Day (00:10:50) - Holidays (00:15:45) - Today in History (00:17:40) - Honorable Mentions, Shang Chi & College Football (00:20:20) - #3 - New Zealand politician interrupted on a zoom call by son who had to show her a carrot shaped like a dick and balls (00:21:55) - #2 - RIP Willard Scott, the longtime Today Show weatherman and original Ronald McDonald, passed away Saturday surrounded by family. (00:23:50) - #1 - Minecraft Twitch star \u201cRanboo\u201d causes Shopify website to crash after announcing his shitty merch was finally on sale TikTok International Moment (00:32:10) - UK - Man in the UK arrested for always trying to steal Viagra from local pharmacy (00:35:40) - Germany - Volkswagen announced it will no longer make its beloved currywurst sausages due to the high carbon output it takes to make them (00:39:20) - UK - Banksy\u2019s website was hacked and some idiot paid 335,000 pounds for an NFT that wasn\u2019t real. (00:46:30) - The Taliban is not allowing flights to take off from Mazar-i-Sharif airport, many flights which reportedly have our Afghan allies on board. Pat also fills us in on what is happening in the Panjshir area where members of the National Resistance Front of Afghanistan said they captured 1,000 Taliban, or did they... These stories and more\u2026 brought to you by our fantastic sponsors. Full Boar BBQ - Proof the American dream is still alive when you have a superior product mixed with unstoppable work ethic. What started with a group of high school friends trying their hand at a local BBQ competition has turned into a company that is trusted everywhere it is known to make you the star of your backyard. Hard Factor listeners get 10% off their entire order using promo code Factor at fullboarbbqproducts.com\xa0 PaintYourLife.com - To get an amazing hand painted painting for 20% and FREE shipping text FACTOR to 64-000. Paint Your Life: Celebrate the moments that matter most. Caliper CBD - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR at TRY CALIPER DOT COM SLASH FACTOR. You can try Caliper CBD risk-free for 30 days. If you don\u2019t love it they\u2019ll give you a full refund! www.trycaliper.com/factor Also download the Greenroom App by Spotify to join us for LIVE What the Fuck Wednesday Shows, every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480 or or send us a voicememo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com & leave a 5-Star review on Apple Pods to hear it on Friday's show\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices