The Australian government is implementing a mandatory app on citizens\u2019 phones that fracks their camera and location at all times to make sure they\u2019re staying home due to Covid protocols (00:10:30), China is banning all effeminate men from TV (00:35:48), a woman who tried to reduce her breast size was shocked to learn they just grew right back (00:25:18), and listener voicemails (00:49:56) to cap off the week for Hard Factor... (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time w/ Will (00:05:58) - September 3 Holidays (00:08:15) - Today in History: September 3 (00:10:30) - Honorable Mention: Australia Goes Full Big Brother (00:14:25) - #3 - The Slate: College Football is Back (and other football, as well) (00:17:55) - #2 - Joe Manchin\u2019s Newest WSJ Op-Ed (00:21:10) - #1 - Lil Nas X Release \u201cpregnancy\u201d photos for Montero album release (00:25:18) - Wes tells us about how you can\u2019t keep a good rack of boobs down - literally, a woman tried to get hers reduced and they grew right back TikTok International Moment w/ Pat (00:35:48) - China is outlawing effeminate men on TV (00:39:33) - Florida restaurant owner posts sign for Biden voters to Stay Out - but word is they have GREAT Cubans (00:43:34) - Polish MMA women use Dildo to spice up pre-fight photo-op (00:49:56) - Mark takes us through 5-star reviews and listener voicemails These stories and more\u2026 brought to you by our fantastic sponsors. Talkspace - Match with a licensed therapist when you go to talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code HARDFACTOR. Gabi - Start saving on your auto insurance today! \xa0Go to Gabi.com/hardfactor to start saving today! Helix Sleep - Go to HelixSleep.com/hardfactor, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they\u2019ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life & get up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows . Also download the Greenroom App by Spotify to join us for LIVE What the Fuck Wednesday Shows, every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480 or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Pods to hear it on Friday's show\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices