This week we\u2019re talking about Tom Cruise\u2019s attempt at a mummy film, 2017\u2019s The Mummy, a film that we agree is probably the worst we\u2019ve ever seen. We go deep into theorizing how this became such a colossal mess, rag on how offensive certain parts of this movie are, and go on several much-needed tangents simply to avoid our main topic.
Also, why we hate \u201cthanks for coming to the movies\u201d messages. (Recorded October 22nd, 2023.)
(Apologies to Sofia Boutella, who we accidentally call \u201cSofia Boutel\u201d a couple times.)