Ali and Lindsey discuss their biggest first date fears. farting on dates? blind dates who hate dogs (big no for us), and is karaoke a horrible first date idea ? --- (only if they request bohemian rhapsody will we be truly content). podcast markers- 2:45 -- lindsey's inspo for todays podcast topic [article link?] (will they actually ruin their lives??) 3:43 -- would you rather forget your date's name an hour into the dinner date or accidentally call them by your mom or dad's name?? 6:43 -- would you rather find out someone you really like HATES dogs or find out they cheated on their most recent ex? 9:05 -- on every first date would you rather have hiccups the whole time or fart mid way through and your date notices it and says something? 10:23 -- would you rather fall in love with someone who's allergic to all of your favorite foods or fall in love with someone that makes embarrassing dad jokes at every restaurant? 14:15 -- would you rather, on a first date, run into your most recent ex or run into both of your parents? 17:03 -- would you rather have to wear a halloween costume on a first date for the next three years or be banned from dating for the next year? 19:06 -- would you rather go on a date with a really hot person who only speaks in pig latin or go on a date with someone and realize they look just like your first cousin? 21:23 -- would you rather snort every time you laugh on a first date or share an intimate first kiss after eating a salad with onions, garlic, and blue cheese dressing? 23:59 -- would you rather have three flavored condoms fall out of your wallet on a first date or drop your entire ice water on your date's lap twice? 26:44 -- little sidebar for ali and lindsey's current obsession 27:06 -- would you rather, every person you date for the next 5 years wears sneakers that light up, or every person you date for the next 6 months ghosts you? 27:52 -- would you rather run into your dates most recent ex on a first date or go on a date with someone who refuses to answer any questions about their ex? 29:09 -- would you rather only be able to speak in rhyme for an entire first date without offering explanation or have to recite the pledge of allegiance before each bite? (this date would end before anyone eats!!) 31:07 -- would you rather go on a date with someone who does magic tricks the entire time or go on a date with someone who tries to sell you Cutco knives at the end of the date? 33:18 -- would you rather involuntarily giggle every time your date says the word "the", or be physically incapable of using words that have the letter A in it? 34:42 -- would you rather go on a date with someone who cannot eat anything before they post it on instagram or go on a date with someone who live tweets the entire date? 35:47 -- would you rather have your date tell you there's a booger in your nose an hour into the date or loudly toot when you stand up to use the restroom? 36:45 -- would you rather go on a date with someone who's really into high fives (even strangers) or go on a date with someone who's physically incapable of walking by a dog without stopping to pet it? 37:31 -- would you rather realize an hour into a first date that you've been out with this person before or accidentally call them by your ex's name three times in a row?