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fter a couple of relatively in-depth episodes the gang settle back into their old routine, loosen their belts and have a good old natter about the best books to read on the holiest of holes.\xa0 Basic practicalities such as portability, absorbency (i.e. attention spans) and the cloth-touching of family trouser-turtles are all mulled over and given the serious consideration they deserve.

Meanwhile welcome distractions are provided by a hacking cough, the cheapskate Ambassador of Ferrero Rocher and Blue Peter ladies - both totty and notty.

Books and authors discussed include The Green Mile, The Yellow Wallpaper, Robert Bloch, Blood Sword, Leather Goddesses Of Phobos, Charles Dickens, The Lottery, The Running Man, HP Lovecraft and Legends. Strangely no mention is made of Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop, for which I apologise.

We do however mention a website from which you can get access to a whole bunch of free stories online \u2013 here\u2019s the link\xa0http://freesf.blogspot.com/

Send your entries for the banner and logo competition flooding in to\xa0scrolls@hotmail.co.uk\xa0and for the sake of economy you can use the same e-mail address to contact us about joining in with the Scrolls Book Group podcast \u2013 open to all.

I\u2019m on Twitter now\xa0@Dion_Scrolls\xa0so I\u2019d love to get any feedback there, on the forums at\xa0http://www.gsforums.co.uk\xa0via e-mail or on the comments section below. So much choice!

Music is as ever by\xa0Steadman\xa0- except for the jazzy bit at the start which came off of some crappy cd I got free with a cocktail shaker a few years back.

I should probably add that we are giggly and explicit from the beginning, but not so distasteful as to be graphic.\xa0 Well, not that\xa0graphic.\xa0 Wuss.\xa0 Strap yourselves in, it\u2019s going to be a bum-py ride.