Eric Turkienicz joins Ryan and Tyler to discuss the third movie in a series only a 1990's Mountain Dew spokesperson could love: "xXx: Return of Xander Cage". This movie thinks satellites are more of a threat than bombs, it believes that every woman on Earth wants to bang Vin Diesel, and we find several internet reviews that think it's a porno. Give us a listen and save yourself the cost of a ticket! Enjoying Garbage Town? Join our Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content at patreon.com/dumbdumbdice!\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices