FOF #2905 - You're Fired!

Published: Nov. 6, 2020, 6:54 a.m.

b'Spoiler alert! Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 US presidential election. The country is safe from evil again, and you were so worried, weren\\u2019t you? You lost so much sleep, didn\\u2019t you? You drank so much booze, didn\\u2019t you?

He did win didn\\u2019t he? Well, sort of. Republicans are declaring war on democracy by asking to stop the count in areas where they\\u2019re winning and re-count all the votes in areas where they\\u2019re losing.

Despite the the Covid pandemic and the downturn in the economy Democrats still had a squeaker of an election, thankfully mail-in and early votes will probably save the day, with the battleground states of Michigan and Wisconsin going blue along with Arizona.



You know John McCain is laughing from his grave.

Right now we\\u2019re waiting for Georgia, Pennsylvania or Nevada to announce the results so we can finally say Trump, you\\u2019re fired.

Today we\\u2019re taking a look at the 2020 Presidential Election with some important news you may have missed.

\\u27a4 The Squad wins re-election and adds two new members: Ritchie Torres And Mondaire Jones who just made history as the first openly gay black members of Congress. Okurr?

\\u27a4 Ending the Drug War wins big.

\\u27a4 Justin Bieber\\u2019s hunky minster gets the boot from his church for allegedly tending to his flock without his clothes on.

\\u27a4 Kanye West receives 60,000 votes.

\\u27a4 A 104 year old man votes in his 21st presidential election.

\\u27a4 A Republican who died from Covid-19 won his election in the North Dakota

\\u27a4 Mississippi voters approve new design to their Confederate themed flag.'