Good morning friends, and welcome back to TechCrunch\u2019s Equity Monday, a short-form audio hit to kickstart your week. Regular Equity episodes still drop Friday morning, so if you\u2019ve listened to the show over the years, don\u2019t worry \u2014 we\u2019re not changing the main show. (Here\u2019s last week\u2019s episode\xa0with\xa0Danny Crichton in which we took a look at the new Kleiner fund.)\n\nThis morning was more of the same. More COVID-19 bad news and stock market worry. But this weekend saw other, new issues, like a collapse in oil prices\xa0and record low yields in Treasuries. What happens when all U.S. government notes yield less than 1%? We're about to find out.