\u201cI\u2019ve rubbed a few balls in my life\u201d \u2013 the story of baseball mud. Sleep Studies and new beds. Police? The celery Jello guy. Two doctors who both think they\u2019re smart enough to off their spouses (they aren\u2019t). Head on a swivel, your beach umbrella is trying to kill you. The Kentucky Mullet Contest. Plaid. [\u2026]