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Twas the night before Elis\u2019s wedding, and though we can\u2019t offer you non-stirring mice, we can guarantee you something even better, and even rarer: Elis at the end of his tether. He has 3 big problems for enlightened John to solve, and the balm of reading stories about the maddest of dads offers some much needed salve.

John frets about the legacy of Ivo Graham\u2019s past wedding speech triumphs, and Dave\u2019s in a tizz of his own after returning from a nightmare journey back from his beloved Algarve.

It\u2019s an episode beset by worries but packed with the usual laughs, and ends with Elis picturing his dream wedding where no one has turned up and he\u2019s sat there eating piles of salmon...

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