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What do you get if you cross an elite-level goalkeeper, a man carrying a chopping board in his rucksack and someone who just can\u2019t wait to get ready for the weekend? That\u2019s right, you get the Elis James and John Robins show on BBC 5 Live. And whilst Elis never did get a chance to show off his chopping skills, he did get a chance to slice through some freshly picked correspondence about what weird advice listeners have been given (which was much more interesting than the onion-based fun we had planned).

There was a rather controversial Made Up Game, we heard a toilet tale that stoked the embers of shame, the age-old question \u201cHow do you get a wolf to trust you?\u201d is answered, and a listener shared their grievances with how people say \u201cGoodbye\u2026 bye\u2026 bye\u2026 bye\u201d.