9 - Flatliners

Published: Oct. 5, 2017, 5:58 a.m.

With a weary sigh, we get to Flatliners. Ellen Page, James Norton, Diego Luna, Nina Dobrev and Kiersey Clemons expand their minds and run around shitting themselves in fear.\n\nQuestions abound: Why did they call this Flatliners when the obviously correct title is Hot Doctors? Was Kiefer Sutherland wasted? Is it wise to be wasted while appearing in a film? In precisely how many millions of ways is the film inconsistent? Just how stupid and blind is its attitude towards the very real problems it presents? Does it make sense as a horror flick? Are Mike and Jose too obsessed with the cast's attractiveness? Are we perverts? Most importantly, who's hotter: the ginger guy or the hot girl?\n\nAll this and Catholic guilt too.\n\nRecorded on 1st October 2017.