It’s a beautiful day, the sun lightly grazes your skin, the air is filled with fresh oxygen, and nature feels lively. Your wedding day has this impenetrable force about it. You could sit there and sulk about the lack of a Brita filter, or you could think positively and surprise your soon-to-be husband with news of a child. Yes, out of wedlock isn’t traditional, but maybe it’s the very thing this family needs. Or that’s the very reason this day turns blood red.
Your family gathers from around the world, wishing you eventful and jubilant years ahead of you two. Find the reason to stay active in each other and let nothing stand in your way. Sing your cringe-filled song without embarrassment to the love of your life. Place the symbol of togetherness on each other's hands. Slice your wedding cake with the very sword Davey Jones ruled with the seas with and have your first dance as one. All of this sounds wonderous and fulfilling, But we’re here for the major turn in this story, Genesis.
It started with your Uncle Pepe hurling his insides by the outside stoop. You ignored the signs of “it’s too good to be true.” You promised to never leave her side. Uncle Pepe gives the only objection this wedding needs to jumpstart the havoc. Wrapping his putrid teeth around his wife, while clinching down on a good chunk of flesh cake. Spawning The wedding day from Hell. This makes everyone split up in a panicked fashion, including the newlyweds.
Their marriage is tested early on in the fight for love. A classic Romeo and Juliet, Horror style. Koldo will stop at nothing until he’s embraced his wife once more. Fighting his way through crowds of Demons, losing friends in the process. His newly found father-in-law, unfortunately, takes a dirt nap escorting his new son to find his daughter. It feels like the more they search for other, the farther they drift apart physically. Sheer determination keeps this bond strong and eventually finds its way to togetherness once again.
We get a small glimpse as Clara transforms into a Final Girl Badass. She knows Koldo isn’t dead, the feeling of aura feels too strong. She chops, grinds, and slashes her way back to the love of her life. The hope is strong for survival in these two. After they embrace a bloody and war-torn kiss, the evil they fought to keep away is too powerful. Surrounded by the demons, they gaze into each other's souls waiting for their imminent death. A literal sign from God drowns over the speaker, stopping evil in its tracks.
Escaping from the venue, they come upon a deaf grandfather, whose impairment reigns supreme for the dead. Clara takes a nasty bite, which leads to Koldo severing her arm in hopes of stopping the infection from spreading. They continue to leave this venue in hopes of survival, only to be greeted by Hazmat personnel and the military. Clara is scanned for infection, exposing positive results for infection. Koldo grabs his bride and exits the tunnel. He refuses to leave his bride after desperately fighting to get her back. As he kisses her one last time, She has fully turned and rips his tongue smooth out, jumping to the ground, giving the soldiers and battle cry before a hail of gunfire fills their bodies. The last poetic scene has both Clara and Koldo laying on the ground, arms stretched for love, and forever together.