Why do Penguins Waddle?

Published: March 21, 2015, 9:47 a.m.

The song I\u2019ve sent you this week is totally un PC but it was one I wrote for comedian Tom Pepper back in the day. He recorded it and got a lot of mileage out of it\u2026he used to do a double act with Pauline Daniels and he\u2019d sing this to her\u2026she would sing the women\u2019s reply.t\u2026..\n\n ...The \u201cscientists\u201d have been at it again\u2026.on the national news\u2026they have been in London Zoo finding out why penguins waddle\u2026.AND the scientists came over from America\u2026how interesting\u2026.not.we have just had a partial solar eclipse\u2026.It was blanket news coverage\u2026.the moon passed between us and the sun\u2026.so everyone is out buying the special overpriced sunglasses and getting really exited \u2026 SO WHAT !!... \n\nI watched Comic Relief last week and found little to deserve the description on \u201ccomic\u201d\u2026.I often wonder what happened to comedy\u2026Jasper Carrot is making a comeback with his mate Bev Bevan (ELO\u2019s drummer) \u2026 \n\n...Television has reached an all time low in this country\u2026.there are nights when there is absolutely nothing worth watching\u2026.unless you want to watch boring baking programmes or people having fat removed from their obese frames\u2026 \n\nSpeaking of talent\u2026every Wednesday local musicians meet up for a jam session (which you know about) and all the money raised goes to sick kids\u2019s charities\u2026we call it The Cheshire Cats\u2026 \u2026 and the standard is very high\u2026.after watching all these award programmes and X Factors etc etc I have come to the conclusion that there is more quality on a Wednesday night than all the other stuff put together\u2026.and as the guys never ask for anything and all give their skills free of charge I decided to create a Cheshire Cats Hall of Fame and inducted then ALL into it\u2026I sorted out a plaque for each of them as a small gesture\u2026they are great guys to know and to work with\u2026.Rock On !!!