Who's a real Celebrity-Get me out of here!

Published: Nov. 30, 2013, 9:44 a.m.

The news has been full of this Scottish independence thing\u2026what is it with people these days\u2026we are a small island\u2026LET\u2019S GET ON WITH EACH OTHER!!...O.K. the English once marched on Scotland\u2026and Wales\u2026and Ireland\u2026I\u2019M SORRY!!! But I WASN\u2019T AROUND AT THE TIME!!!...Get over it\u2026.I have absolutely nothing against my fellow countrymen but when I wander into the odd pub in Wales I get the feeling I am an illegal alien. It all seems like one way traffic\u2026it\u2019s always the English who are the bad guys. The Scots want to go it alone BUT keep the Bank of England\u2026and the Queen etc\u2026come on guys give us a break\u2026.if they get this it will be their biggest mistake I feel. \n\nI also get a bit annoyed at the rugby and football events when Wales Scotland and Ireland sing their own anthem\u2026and we sing the NATIONAL one\u2026.which is also theirs\u2026.I think we should sing Land of Hope and Glory\u2026.or even better Googi The Liverpool Duck? \n\n\u201dI\u2019m a celebrity get me out of here\u201d is on tele EVERY night\u2026with Ant and Dec trying to convince us that it\u2019s all gonna kick off any minute\u2026.I\u2019m not quite sure what we (including me) are turning into when we sit and watch celebrities sleeping and sunbathing and getting 80 GRAND for their efforts\u2026.\u2026.is that paint dry yet? \n\nThere is a big shortage of male primary teachers in the country\u2026.in our day it was mostly men\u2026but then again if your teacher got hold of your arm in them days he wasn\u2019t faced with parents kicking doors down screaming paedophile!!.....what do they expect\u2026.you can\u2019t speak to a kid these days without becoming a major suspect\u2026..so why apply for a job with so much hassle?\u2026.\u2026..it\u2019s the parents who need educating not the kids. \n\nBecause the television is so bad I have decided to include \u201cNetflix\u201d to my TV package\u2026\u2026this gives me the opportunity to have hundreds of films at my disposal\u2026and do you know what\u2026try and find a decent one!!\u2026.they seem to have lost the art of making decent films these days\u2026it\u2019s all sci-fi\u2026and vampires\u2026.and special effects..with NO story\u2026the trend seems to be to mumble their way through a two and a half hour film with a 10 minute plot\u2026\u2026what happened to ACTING?...and enunciation?...and the problem is you get so far into a film that you are FORCED to see it through\u2026and 99% of the time it\u2019s a complete load of rubbish\u2026..come back all you Hollywood Greats!!....or am I getting old?\n\nHow do you know when Christmas is coming?....out come the CDs of all the same old played out songs\u2026.PLEASE someone give us a decent NEW one if we MUST be subjected to them. Every shop and supermarket has the same old stuff every year droning away in the background\u2026.I HATE Christmas songs\u2026.but at least I expect \u201cstars\u201d to give us original ones instead of regurgitating all the old stuff. Just use the Slade one and bin all the others\u2026Cliff\u2026Bing\u2026even Buble\u2026..for goodness sake\u2026\u2026