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The UK weather has been bad \u2026.and off we go again with all the villages getting flooded. Don feels sorry for these people because they have just dried out from the last session\u2026.I\u2019m not sure what the answer is\u2026they have been promised a flood protection programme 4 years ago. If they can spend billions on the Olympics why can\u2019t they find the money to divert rivers?...when the rain stops we\u2019ll have a draught\u2026they are STILL going on about the \u201cPleb\u201d business.\u2026.if this is headline news there\u2019s no hope.It\u2019s been a week\u2026all the stupid fool had to do was say he lost his temper. how much has this \u201cnews\u201d cost the licence payer?.....as for the John Terry case\u2026.well\u2026he\u2019s been fined \xa3220 grand\u2026.ONE WEEKS WAGES\u2026obviously big tough footballers can\u2019t call each other names now\u2026they\u2019ll tell their mummy!\n ....there is now a bus service from Birmingham to the foot of The Himalayas\u2026..Cashmir to be precise\u2026..the fare - \xa3150\u2026..13 days on the road.Don enjoyed my podcast with Penny Page\u2026.Talk about connections\u2026.Don was reminded of a classic showbiz moment\u2026."I was doing an after dinner spot at a masonic gig..whereby when they finished their meal I came on and entertained them. I sat on a stool with electric acoustic\u2026gave them singalong stuff and cracked gags in between\u2026..I was going down really well and as I was halfway through \u201cDelilah\u201d I was aware of a bloke who had been standing next to me for about 5 minutes\u2026so I stopped halfway through the song and said \u201cCan I help you?\u201d\u2026.\u201dYes someone wants to go home and your car is blocking them in\u2026can you move it please?\u201d So my one spot turned into two\u2026priceless\u2026imagine that on the Royal Command Performance!