The King's New Clothes!

Published: March 28, 2015, 10:09 a.m.

..I\u2019ve just spent a few days in Wales\u2026hence the song \u201cThe Magic Of Wales\u201d\u2026.this was a sort of follow up to my Llanfair PG song\u2026.again sung by Paul\u2026.I put this on a single cassette\u2026one song on one side and one on the other\u2026same as Llanfair.. \u2026 got some good lines in it\u2026The grey of Blaenau\u2019s\nquarries with their crumbling hills of slate\u201d\u2026I was well pleased with this one.\n\nThe news this week has been all about the terrible plane crash in The Alps\u2026.again the stupid news presenters are making wild guesses as to what happened\u2026without any knowledge\u2026which again achieves NOTHING\u2026..one of the ridiculous questions was \u201cDo you think there could be a possibility of terrorism?\u201d\u2026.which only serves to get all the sheep who watch the news all worked up\u2026for goodness sake WAIT AND SEE !!....This was followed by a woman whinging and moaning about how women are regarded in the\nworkplace\u2026they\u2019re not problems \u2026 the families of the passengers on that plane have PROBLEMS.\n\nSpeaking of sheep I was watching in disbelief as crowds of people lined the streets for the \u201cRoyal\u201d funeral\u2026.of supposedly Richard the Third\u2026..have some people got nothing going on in their lives\u2026they were even throwing flowers on to the box\u2026sorry\u2026coffin\u2026.and one bloke got stopped from taking a selfie\nof himself by the coffin\u2026despite blanket coverage from the television\u2026.parading a box of bones through the streets on the assumption that it was once a king of England defies description\u2026with religious characters getting themselves into the act with \u201c\u2026ah yes King Richard would have thought this \u2026and would have said that etc\u201d\u2026we definitely all need help.\n\nIf I hear Jeremy Clarkson\u2019s name once more I think I\u2019ll scream\u2026he had a barney with a bloke \u2026 and got the sack\u2026THAT\u2019S IT!!...I don\u2019t care if he gets picked up by another channel\u2026I don\u2019t care if he starves\u2026the only thing I wish he\u2019d done was punch Richard Hammond in his annoying face\u2026.then I could\nenjoy watching the blanket news on the subject.\n\nAlso the news has made a massive deal about Cameron saying if he wins the election he will only serve one more term\u2026oh blimey\u2026EVERYONE has piled in\u2026.he said he wants to spend more time with his family\u2026.then what do we get\u2026..Milliband being photographed walking his kids to school\u2026.oooh look at me \u2026I\u2019m also a family man\u2026.talk about transparent\u2026.they must think we are all impressed with all this nonsense\u2026.mind you I\u2019m beginning to think most of us are!