Don's song this week is another classic\u2026.\u201dGeriatric Scout\u201d....He told me..."I wrote this way back for the local gang show as I recall\u2026.when I listen to this stuff I honestly don\u2019t know where the lyrics come from\u2026\u2026.\u201dmy ging gang goolies goin\u2019 out of tune\u201d\u2026they don\u2019t write \u2018em like that anymore. \n\nThe obvious shortage of news means we have been told about the three teenage girls who have left the country to join ..\u2026and while we are at it we could all pop over to New Zealand and help them save the beached wales seeing as that was national news.\n\nThe \u201cscientists\u201d have been at it again\u2026.too much sleep can cause a stroke \u2026 they THINK\u2026.it\u2019s not definite but it\u2019s possible\u2026...and\u2026wait for it\u2026.to prevent us having peanut allergies it is suggested we feed our 4 month old babies peanut butter\u2026.again they THINK this will help in later life\u2026WHAT IF THEY ARE WRONG??.... \n\nTo reinforce my theory that most of us have yet to evolve\u2026.people are scrambling for a one way ticket to Mars\u2026.yes they are out there\u2026.perhaps we should have the opportunity to suggest who should go?\n\nI watched the Brits with Madonna doing a back flip off the stage\u2026.she was lucky she didn\u2019t do some serious damage\u2026I think the cloak will have gone straight in the bin\u2026...It was nice to see the likes of Paloma Faith,Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith getting their just deserts\u2026talented youngsters indeed, and I was well impressed with \u201cRoyal Blood\u201d\u2026.sensational\u2026what a sound from just a bass and drums\u2026.then we had Kanye West\u2026