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Because of the wet weather the price of food is going to have to go up\u2026..too rainy for the crops\u2026...and talking of crops some old guy and his missus bought a plant from a car boot sale which turned out to be a cannabis plant\u2026.which attracted the attention of PC Plod\u2026I can understand why how he didn\u2019t... know because I wouldn\u2019t have\u2026There is a bit of a hulabaloo about the price of going to a footy match\u2026.apparently the cheapest ticket is 20 odd quid\u2026a pie \xa33\u2026a cup of tea \xa32.50\u2026 but you can pay up to \xa3125 a game...a young pal of mine has got a season ticket for Liverpool home games\u2026800 quid\u2026.he also pays out for the away games\u2026.that\u2019s just one bloke!!..imagine a family of four. .apparently someone reported seeing a man wandering around with a samuri sword\u2026so the police spotted this poor fella with his white stick (which they thought was a samuri sword) and told him to stop\u2026