April 1st and King Richard 111

Published: April 4, 2015, 8:52 a.m.

The song I\u2019ve sent you this week was a demo I did to pitch at David Alexander\u2026.hence the big finish.It\u2019s called \u201cI Love You\u201d\u2026.David not only recorded the song but made it the title track on the album he made to celebrate his wedding when he married Penny Page\u2026.\n\nI didn\u2019t think it would be long before the publicity obtained from the discovery of Richard the Third spread further afield\u2026yes they have now found the BED that belonged to Henry the Seventh !! WOW!!....I wonder if they will parade it through the streets so everyone can throw flowers at it?...It\u2019s only a matter of time before they find the arrow with King Harold\u2019s eye on the end of it.\n\nThe bloke who designed the cover for the Sgt.Pepper album has been commissioned to paint one of the ferry boats\u2026\u2026.apparently he got a one off payment of \xa3200 for the album cover\u2026he should have settled for a penny a copy\u2026I suppose the tourists will like the boat\u2026.if you can get away with a yellow submarine you can get away with anything.\n\nThe police have uncovered a scam that has taken place in Chester\u2026..it\u2019s where a car purposely collides with a bus and a so called solicitor convinces all the passengers to claim for whiplash\u2026.the driver is also in on it..... the upshot is that the police are nicking the ringleaders AND doing the passengers for fraud\u2026great news\u2026if it was up to me the whole lot of them would get ten years\u2026\n\nThere have been some good April Fools activities\u2026someone almost convinced the TV to cover a sighting of a great white shark from the ferry boat\u2026.when all was revealed\u2026and the same paper another year announced that the Mersey was due to be at it\u2019s lowest for 1000 years and it would be possible to walk across from Wirral to Liverpool\u2026.again the crowds who turned up were not amused.