08111 No Props for Prop 8: Gay Marriage Ban in California

Published: Jan. 12, 2009, 4:40 a.m.

I love gay marriage. LOVE it. I want a boom in florists, caterers, dressmakers, tailors, crappy tribute bands who play all the gay techno-synth-shit songs from the 80s, pastry chefs, honeymoon vacations, and scratch-n-sniff vajayjay party favors.