Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3 Show: #533 Length: 25:51 Size: 23.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What you don't have is the funny I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights All in the old Seinfeld time slot What are you up against? Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy Not so hot early on Doing the shows for your cousins 12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom All about pumping your ego up Two fangirls waiting for me Thinking they can't find the bathroom "Oh, my god. You were so funny." Bitsy's door star - they can't speel The bicycle issue There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10 That is the plan the man is on He got my physical genes My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude I learned to ride in the grass Of course you did softy I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me She wanted to go fast Daddy, go get the tool box She takes the wrench from me Takes the training wheels herself Took 2 minutes to get her going Then 20 to get her starting off on her own Loving it for the freedom Number one for her was freedom The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike She pointed it out, Not me A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid The other was her fear of punishment She tried to give up I motivated her She got so upset that she just did it All kids are different and need different motivational techniques Just a wee bit of manipulation One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat You gotta throw in some love You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B Baby, you can't tell people that That is just too much Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket They had a denim one that I wanted You could deduce that knowing my history Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant When you hit the track you become a robot I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on