Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3 Show: #469 Length: 27:10 Size: 18.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic You are such an ass Listen, it had to be done I asked you not to put that picture on the internet You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod That is the way it should be done "We're going to have to start an IV" No, no, no It gave me a flashback to giving blood Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers Even the dancing blood drop He is the smuggest prick around I've had two children the IV was the worst part Just do it Don't tell me about it This was a serious deal You couldn't let this thing fester I was down here digging ditches for you I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol I gotta be here to support you Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show up in a crisis The tables were completely reversed You give me You gotta put the antibacterial stuff on on it Clean your dog bite wounds right away You should immediately go to hospital for wound Can you scratch my butt with your tooth Then you get bitten Now it is trying to kill you The other angle that is happening No you are trying to work from your mobile phone Betsy went off the deep end You became party Betsy I did like 30 minutes of stand up Filling in the gaps for Betsy Then you did the laugh I can't stand the whole blood thing She hit a good vein The nurse goes "Whoah!" "You don't feel that?" They just cut you You're gonna be ok though I have it on video I know, the nurse didn't think to stop me That won't hold up in court when you say Macy's dressing room There was blood everywhere The blood pooled in your elbow pit Yeah, and you were over there drinking your Workahol The ball was in court Yes, it was kind of humorous You were twittering the whole time I wasn't doing that I will scroll through your twitter record You got through it very well As an outpatient they said, double the drugs Bit by the meanest shihtzu on the planet During the intake you have to fill out the dog attack form The dogophilia love that you suffer from I knew the answer would be . . . it wasn't the dogs fault, it was mine You people are crazy It is the abuse gene There were other women at the hospital say the same thing Two nurses said the same thing! My 15 yo dog bit me too I know it was my fault and you laughed with her You domesticated a wolf and invited it into your home It is not your fault that they bite you It is part of their nature Mostly subdued but it is inherent in their personalities Speaking of 15 pound one toothed animals I saw Billy Bob Thornton and his band play in Austin Riding in a Lesbian's Astro Van to dinner She has a huge freezer bag full of stuff It is dried peppers and tomatoes He starts to eat some The convince some people to try it She's got the sweet Astro van I know not to eat strange food in a mini van with two lesbians What is it season with? It as a 0 point yeast The guy next to me spits it out across my lap A zero point yeast! Billy Bob Thornton was playing at Antone's Real pennies prior to 1982 The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST