Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind raped You have to cooperate He should chew on my hair to know more about me I wore a pant suit He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance." My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids Not professional I wore splatter resistance cotton to work Success in a box So why do I need to go see one, now? You can't wear a full face mask in NYC The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus Tell me how I was freaking out? He was wearing a rubber fucking suit Maybe it was skeevey subway dude? You win You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career Why does that bother you? My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want But you're not You, my lady, are comedian You have this opportunity, you should take it! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag