Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille You set me up for a lifetime of chores I didn't walk away I'm still here No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything Just don't tell Mommy Daddy's buying me a hamster You have no idea I do know Feral hamsters don't count, Kris Glow in the dark ball back in the day Pets didn't last me all that long I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide No it didn't die Does you mom still have that? It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot Look, is was common at that time Aluminum foil on the bottom What? That is what they said to do Who? The people at the pet store That is the way it was done Was it like 1840 Louisiana? It didn't do him any good Just like you didn't end up with straight arms The way that it is If he's smart he won't eat it Was your crib lined with foil? He decided to do himself in Brittle plastic bottom It was a bird cage I can't even look at you Why did he die? I don't know I highly doubt you had a hamster It was really a dead parakeet This is my friend Pete No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me Oh my god, that is dumb! Maybe it got bird food I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you Oh, baby Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids Maybe I shouldn't have done it She will never forgive me She's got a great memory Don't go buy a hamster Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag