Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3 Show: #196 Length: 42:45 Size: 29.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153 Show Notes TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA It's really Kris No buying a a house with 13 in the number Irregardless the ladies went and bought one You're really only selling the house to the wife Women are like cats Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh Low rise jean nightmare I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams Missing hair when waxing Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously? Ending up in the principals office It's not about the man hair 5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy Betsy as a swimsuit model Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men Betsy smiles through the whole thing Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and Desperate Housewives Tivo the soaps Aimed at people with a third degree education Finally expelled at the 9 grade My people pick up on things like that Kris could have become a mechanic, so could Betsy by mail order The youthful internship Kris puts together a car from the parts (yes I did it once) Swearing and crying, next the man fit I'm not interested in doing that The contractors cometh and some are scary Validating my manhood to the contractors as soon as they enter the house When the lawn mowing kid from next door comes over I don't say I could do this myself but I'm not Letting them know that I don't do it well Fancy codes that won't burn down your house Experiences we haven't had before I told them about my man points of home repair Ungood with the laminate Starting where no one will go not the most traffic Hiring a contractor Choosing from the news paper No spelling errors in ad, franchisees, Rent-My-Hubby Third category - can't pay rent and decide to see how many elderly people will call The plan didn't work all that well Not title for business - No Job Too Small He really lived the river Sweet Emotion was playing when he rolled up and the neighbors huddled with their children and brought them inside Cars are made of plastic and this cats was rusting The guy you wake up at 3 a.m. and find in your kitchen Jail house tats on the knuckles Qualifying the hording of everthing Betsy has a problem Maggie will get bigger "Stocking up" - lies all lies Partial admission that she is hording Selling the train bed Making Kris proud with her saleswomenship All the American girl dolls for a 10 month old Too big to ship and don't fit in the Scion ">